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Branded

4/1/2016

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Ohhhhh, shit it's hot.

Damn, do I need that sucker THIS hot? I mean, I think I want instant iron-to-skin heat transfer, sure. But what's, like, TOO hot?

Red hot, sure, yeah I guess. How hot is that? 2000 degrees?? Jesus. Ok. Ok, yeah that... that looks g-good. Well, it looks like hell. But, I guess that's... what I'm going for here! HAHA! Ok, ha, yeah. Ok.

Pants down? Right now? Right. Right now! Ok. Just a quick unbuckle here, a thumb in my undies' wasteband. Aannndd, here's my butt! Ha. Well, where on my ass would this look good? Or like, look best? Or like, where should I put it?

There? You're just pointing at a random spot - I can't even see it. It's my ass! You promise? Ok, yeah. Ohh, I mean... guess it's better than nothing. You sure right th--WOAH! HA. Woah. Ok, hold on, now. Jesus. Don't just... just THROW it at me there! Gentle, now. I've never branded myself before. Oh you've never branded someone either? .... Ok. Ok, heh.

Bend over? Christ. Ok. Ok, yeah, here... goes! *achem*

I'm trusting you.
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