"I've seen some nasty things in these streets but I ain't never seen a man take a whole squeezer of honey and dump that mother all through his naked-ass, take a small can of gasoline, guzzle some and spit it back on his bawls, then make a make-shift camp-fire outta sticks and cigarette butts and shit (really takin' his time about it too), get that fire going, then have an assistant tie his honeyed-hands behind his back and sprinkle A-Grade bird seed all over the mess of himself, then he kneel his dumb-ass down to rest them gasoline bawls in the little fire, and wait to see what happen.
"I ain't never seen that shit before. Sounds like a mess."
"I ain't never seen that shit before. Sounds like a mess."