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SAM JARED BONAR

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I Ain't Never Seen That Before 4/23/16

6/14/2016

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"I've seen some nasty things in these streets but I ain't never seen a man take a whole squeezer of honey and dump that mother all through his naked-ass, take a small can of gasoline, guzzle some and spit it back on his bawls, then make a make-shift camp-fire outta sticks and cigarette butts and shit (really takin' his time about it too), get that fire going, then have an assistant tie his honeyed-hands behind his back and sprinkle A-Grade bird seed all over the mess of himself, then he kneel his dumb-ass down to rest them gasoline bawls in the little fire, and wait to see what happen.

"I ain't never seen that shit before. Sounds like a mess."
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