Passover Haikucipes 4/28/16

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Melt sugar, butter;
Spread over a sheet of matzah;
Bake, spread choc chips, cool.

Cook down cheese, spinach.
Layer with matzah, veggies.
Bake like lasagna.

Pan fry your ferment
then, add rice, soy sauce, miso.
Crack an egg, cook slow.

Ignore the sandwich. 
Yeah, it would've been perfect,
IGNORE THE SANDWICH!

Just munch on carrots.
Goyim friends eat cake - don't be
a dick about it.

Matzah-pizza's nice.
Not as good as real pizza.
Still gives me rough gas.

Late night stomach growl.
Too late to bother cooking.
Hydrate: I'm full now?

What time is sunset?
8? Jesus. Does it start then?
Let's eat at... 7?

​The end is the best!
Burger? Cookie? Burrito?
Maybe just... bagel.