SAM JARED BONAR
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  • Delicious Democracy
  • Old Odds and Ends
    • Old Stories
    • Drawings
    • Rants
    • Sounds and Spooks
    • Food
    • Wordplay
  • Contact
SAM JARED BONAR

haikucipes

Bread: stone-ground mustard, 
Warmed brie, onion jam; top with
Slice of dill Gravlax

Overnight: Soak oats
(5-grain) in kefir. Cook:
Brown sugar butter

Roasted tomatoes,
Greek yogurt, döner, tatar
Seasoning farro.

Sunflower bread sliced
Toast with spreaded chocolate Chev.
Speechless on top!
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Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it hits the windshield?
His butt.

A Bowtie spots a Wheel at a party. He asks him, "Saayyy... do you have a cousin Cumberbund??"
"No," the Lapel responds. "BUT AREN'T YOU A(T)TIRE??"

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?






BREATH!



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