Jokes
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it hits the windshield?
His butt.
A Bowtie spots a Wheel at a party. He asks him, "Saayyy... do you have a cousin Cumberbund??"
"No," the Lapel responds. "BUT AREN'T YOU A(T)TIRE??"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!
His butt.
A Bowtie spots a Wheel at a party. He asks him, "Saayyy... do you have a cousin Cumberbund??"
"No," the Lapel responds. "BUT AREN'T YOU A(T)TIRE??"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!